Culter Theatre Club

'Allo 'Allo 2 - Tickets On Sale Now!

TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE for our brand new show 'Allo 'Allo 2: The Camembert Caper!
14th, 15th, 21st & 22nd June 2024 at Culter Village Hall.

Did you think Café René had closed for good?  Well we're delighted to say Café René will be "Ouvert" once more, with a completely new show, never performed before by Culter Theatre Club: ’Allo ’Allo 2 - The Camembert Caper.

Based once more on the hugely successful British television series fronted by the late great Gorden Kaye, this uproarious comedy relates the adventures of our hapless café owner in occupied France taking place after the disastrous incident with the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies.  The British Airmen are still in hiding, and this time the resistance have a new plot - with Cheeses!

Many of your favourite characters return once more but this time with some much loved characters not seen in the last show, including Madame Fanny (Edith's mother), Captain Geering ("’tler!"), and Monsieur Alphonse!

A hilarious night's entertainment awaits - it will be café style table seating and you can bring your own drinks and snacks (a few light nibbles will be provided in the interval).   Please note that generally this show is for adults aged 18+, however children aged 16 or over may attend if accompanied by an adult.

Bookings will be allocated to table seating by our front of house team and will be pre-set for your arrival.  If you're meeting people, please let us know their names on the booking form and we'll try to seat you together or close by, although this is subject to availability.

Please be aware that this show is set in France during World War II, and as such will include characters, imagery and language from that period.

Categories: Allo Allo | Mid-year Show | Tickets

Puss in Boots - Tickets on Sale!

When Jack and his clever cat and loyal companion Puss join together, the dynamic duo sets out on a quest to secure wealth and status and the hand of the lovely Princess Petunia, whilst defeating the money-grabbing Count Grumblegrab and his sidekick Fairy Pernicious and their dastardly plans.  With the hilarious brothers Hither and Tither trying to get their girls, and Queen Bendy Wendy not letting King Charlie get a word in edgeways, this heartwarming tale of friendship, perseverance and cunning is brought to life with laughter, music, dance, and delightful surprises. 

Join our cast for an unforgettable adventure filled with magic and merriment and make this a Christmas panto to remember!

Tickets are on sale now - but don't delay, as we always sell out fast!

6^th-9^th December 2023 at 7.30pm and matineé on 9^th December at 2pm.

Categories: Panto | Puss in Boots | Tickets

Murder on the Disorientated Express

Join us for a murder mystery evening from your hosts at Culter Theatre Club.  The event is bring your own bottle and food, light snacks will be provided, and we'll have table seating (tables seat ten people, and you will be allocated to a table by our front of house team).

The Disorientated Express, probably one of the most luxurious trains in the world, is always fully booked. Even now, in 1938, with war looming menacingly on the horizon, her luxury Pullman coaches are packed with traveling rich and famous making their way from Istanbul to Constantinople.

The train has excelled in reliability and punctuality over the years, but today all that is about to change. A famous rocket designer known as Werner Von Black, has been discovered in his sleeping compartment – dead.

The only question is: who killed him?

23rd and 24th June 2023, 7.30pm, Culter Village Hall.

Categories: Mid-year Show | Tickets

Beauty and the Beast 2022 - Tickets On Sale Now!

Prince Rowan is travelling the country with his friend Thomas before settling down to marry the Princess Horridana according to a betrothal at birth. With him are his nurse Madam Lotte and her son Charlie. They arrive at the village of Prettybelle where Rowan meets Beauty, the daughter of Panisse, a local merchant. He falls instantly in love with her and vows to return after breaking his engagement to Horridana, however at his castle Rowan feels the full wrath of Horridana's anger when he tries to break the marriage agreement. She uses her powers to turn him into a hideous Beast.  Will anyone ever learn to love him and break the spell?

With laughs, music, song and dance, and a whole host of lovable characters brought to life by our amazing Culter Theatre Club members, this show promises to be a magical event for all ages!

Tickets are on sale now - but don't delay, as we always sell out fast!

7th-10th December 2022 at 7.30pm and matineé on 10th December at 2pm.

Categories: Beauty & The Beast | Panto | Tickets

’Allo ’Allo Tickets Now On Sale!

TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE for our "welcome back from lockdown" show of 'Allo 'Allo!

This hilarious comedy is once again being brought to life by Culter Theatre Club, after we first performed it in 2012. We've got some familiar faces in the cast, and some wonderful new performers to get you laughing - just watch you don't snort your red wine while eating your Brie when you see René's sausage!

If you've been before you'll know what a great show this is, so let your friends know so they don't miss out - we expect tickets to go quickly as all the previous shows have been sell-out performances!

Performances are 24th & 25th June, and 1st & 2nd July and start at 7.30pm. It'll be café style table seating, and you can bring your own bottle and snacks (we'll provide nibbles too!), and we'd be delighted if you want to dress for wartime France!  Then just sit back and enjoy the show!

This performance is for adults age 18+, although over 16s are permitted if accompanied by an adult.  Please be aware that this show is set in France during World War II, and as such will include characters, imagery and language from that period.

Categories: Allo Allo | Tickets

Jack and his Amazing Beanstalk - Tickets on Sale!

WE'RE OFFICIALLY SOLD OUT!

When Jack takes their odd looking cow to be milked he meets Jill - but what happens next is not quite what they expect. When his mum Dame Lumber finds out she tells them they have to sell the cow or they'll have nothing to eat!  Unfortunately this doesn't quite go Jack's way either and all he ends up with is a handful of beans.

Meanwhile, Baron Landscape the nasty land developer, wants the whole forest for himself so he can chop down all the trees and evict all the villagers.  Will he succeed? Plus there are all those strange noises that keep coming from the clouds - legend has it there's a giant up there!

With loads of laughs, and a script specially written by our very own Culter Theatre Club members, this show promises to be a hilarious clamber up the beanstalk for all ages!

Ticket Bookings

Tickets are available online with payment by debit or credit card. Alternatively, you may purchase tickets in person from Culter Village Hall. Please note that once booked, tickets cannot be refunded.

Organisation Group Bookings

If you're booking for a large organisation group, and would like to pay by cheque or bank transfer, please email us at tickets@cultertheatreclub.co.uk with your requirements and we'll be happy to help you out.

Business Sponsors

We're always very grateful to our local business sponsors who either advertise in our programme or donate raffle prizes.  If your business is interested, please download our business sponsor letter for more information or just get in touch. 

Categories: Jack & The Beanstalk | Panto | Tickets

Aladdin 2018 - Tickets ON SALE NOW

It's that time of year again, and tickets are now on sale for the annual Culter Panto!  This year we're putting on Aladdin at Culter Village hall from 5th to 8th December.  Don't delay as tickets sell fast!

“When the princess Yasmin ventures out of the palace on her own, she meets Aladdin the street urchin, and love is in the air, but what will his mum, Widow Twankey, and his brother, Wishy-Washy think?  And more importantly what will the Emperor's reaction be!? 

Meanwhile the evil wizard Abanazer is on a quest to find a magic lamp that will grant his every desire, and he needs Aladdin to help him - but he definitely isn't about to share the prize!”

With loads of laughs, and a script specially written by our very own Culter Theatre Club members, this show promises to be a hilarious magic carpet ride of fun for all ages!

Ticket Bookings

Tickets are available online with payment by debit or credit card. Alternatively, you may purchase tickets in person from Culter Village Hall. Please note that once booked, tickets cannot be refunded.

Organisation Group Bookings

If you're booking for a large organisation group, and would like to pay by cheque or bank transfer, please email us at tickets@cultertheatreclub.co.uk with your requirements and we'll be happy to help you out.

Business Sponsors

We're always very grateful to our local business sponsors who either advertise in our programme or donate raffle prizes.  If your business is interested, please download our business sponsor letter for more information or just get in touch. 

Categories: Aladdin | Panto | Tickets