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14 April 2024

'Allo 'Allo 2 - Tickets On Sale Now!

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TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE for our brand new show 'Allo 'Allo 2: The Camembert Caper!
14th, 15th, 21st & 22nd June 2024 at Culter Village Hall.

Did you think Café René had closed for good?  Well we're delighted to say Café René will be "Ouvert" once more, with a completely new show, never performed before by Culter Theatre Club: ’Allo ’Allo 2 - The Camembert Caper.

Based once more on the hugely successful British television series fronted by the late great Gorden Kaye, this uproarious comedy relates the adventures of our hapless café owner in occupied France taking place after the disastrous incident with the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies.  The British Airmen are still in hiding, and this time the resistance have a new plot - with Cheeses!

Many of your favourite characters return once more but this time with some much loved characters not seen in the last show, including Madame Fanny (Edith's mother), Captain Geering ("’tler!"), and Monsieur Alphonse!

A hilarious night's entertainment awaits - it will be café style table seating and you can bring your own drinks and snacks (a few light nibbles will be provided in the interval).   Please note that generally this show is for adults aged 18+, however children aged 16 or over may attend if accompanied by an adult.

Bookings will be allocated to table seating by our front of house team and will be pre-set for your arrival.  If you're meeting people, please let us know their names on the booking form and we'll try to seat you together or close by, although this is subject to availability.

Please be aware that this show is set in France during World War II, and as such will include characters, imagery and language from that period.

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Categories: Allo Allo | Mid-year Show | Tickets


2 March 2024

'Allo 'Allo 2 - the Camembert Caper - AUDITIONS

Allo AlloWe thought Café René would be closed for good, but no he's back with an all new show Allo Allo 2 - the Camembert Caper with performances on the 14th & 15th June and 21st & 22nd June 2024.

We will be holding OPEN AUDITIONS on the 5th and 7th March at 7.30pm at Culter Village Hall.
We're looking for new cast members to play any of the following parts:
  • Mimi
  • Michelle of the resistance
  • Monsieur Alphonse the Undertaker
  • Monsieur LeClerc
  • Madame Fanny
  • Captain Geering
  • General von Klinkerhoffen
  • Officer Crabtree
  • Other small roles (airman/peasant)
If anyone is interested in any of these roles, or knows anyone that would be, please come along to one of the audition evenings!

Stage experience is not required - just enthusiasm! If you have always thought about being on stage now is your chance.
Audition pieces to read will be available on the audition evenings.

Categories: Allo Allo | Auditions | Mid-year Show


14 May 2023

Murder on the Disorientated Express

Murder on the Disoriented Express

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Join us for a murder mystery evening from your hosts at Culter Theatre Club.  The event is bring your own bottle and food, light snacks will be provided, and we'll have table seating (tables seat ten people, and you will be allocated to a table by our front of house team).

The Disorientated Express, probably one of the most luxurious trains in the world, is always fully booked. Even now, in 1938, with war looming menacingly on the horizon, her luxury Pullman coaches are packed with traveling rich and famous making their way from Istanbul to Constantinople.

The train has excelled in reliability and punctuality over the years, but today all that is about to change. A famous rocket designer known as Werner Von Black, has been discovered in his sleeping compartment – dead.

The only question is: who killed him?

23rd and 24th June 2023, 7.30pm, Culter Village Hall.

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5 March 2022

'Allo 'Allo - Auditions 2022

Allo AlloIt's been a long time coming, but we are coming back by doing another run of Allo Allo again this year, with performances on the 24th/25th June and 1st/2nd July 2022.

We will be holding OPEN AUDITIONS on the 10th and 17th March at 7.30pm at Culter Village Hall.

We're looking for new cast members to play any of the following parts:

  • Edith
  • Lieutenant Gruber
  • Michelle of the resistance
  • Helga
  • Captain Bertorelli
  • General Von Schmelling
  • Crabtree
  • Other small roles (airman/peasant)

If anyone is interested in any of these roles, or knows anyone that would be, please come along to one of the audition evenings!

Stage experience is not required - just enthusiasm! If you have always thought about being on stage now is your chance.
Audition pieces to read will be available on the audition evenings.

Categories: Allo Allo | Auditions | Mid-year Show


2 August 2017

'Allo 'Allo - Saturday Matinée Tickets Available!

Allo Allo Poster 2017

FURTHER SATURDAY TICKET AVAILABILITY is now on sale, as we've added in a Saturday afternoon matinée performance (1.30pm) due to popular demand!

This hilarious comedy is once again being brought to life by Culter Theatre Club, after we first performed it in 2012.  We've got some familiar faces in the cast, and some wonderful new performers to get you laughing - just watch you don't snort your red wine while eating your Brie when you see René's sausage!

If you've been before you'll know what a great show this is, so let your friends know so they don't miss out - we expect tickets to go quickly as all the previous shows have been sell-out performances!

For the first time this year, we're even doing online ticketing so you can book tickets through our website partner "Ticket Tailor", by debit or credit card.

Performances are 7th, 8th and 9th September and start at 7.30pm, with the additional Saturday Matinée taking place at 1.30pm. It'll be café style table seating, and you can bring your own bottle and snacks (we'll provide nibbles too!) - then just sit back and enjoy the show!

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Categories: Mid-year Show | Allo Allo | Tickets


6 May 2016

Murder at the Pie Auction - Tickets!

Murder at the Pie Auction

Culter Theatre Club Juniors present "Murder at the Pie Auction" a Michael Druce play.

Come enjoy afternoon tea (and pies!) in this comedy production.  We'll even have a real pie auction raising funds for Cancer Research UK.

Sunday 19th June 2016 at 3pm - Tickets £7/£5.

Please come along and support our juniors who are working hard to put on this show. Tickets available now from Culter Village Hall.  Tel: 01224 734371

Categories: Juniors | Mid-year Show | Tickets


16 May 2015

The Fat Lady Sings & Strictly Sex Factor on Ice in Little Grimley


Follow Gordon, Margaret, Joyce and Bernard once more as they find their patch is being taken over by a rival club - who even know their lines!!  Once they sort them out, they decide they're going to take on the worlds biggest TV shows with their very own version - with somewhat disastrous consequences!

Come and join us for an excellent evening entertainment, fun and laughter.  Bring your own bottle and snacks and we'll provide the table seating for you to enjoy a great night out.  Tickets are now available from Culter Village Hall (tel 01224 734 371) - only £10!

  • Thursday 25th June 2015 @ 7.30pm
  • Friday 26th June 2015 @ 7.30pm

Don't delay - seats are limited so get your tickets ASAP - we'd hate for you to miss out.  You can also download a poster and put it up to spread the word!

Categories: Little Grimley | Mid-year Show | Tickets


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