Culter Theatre Club

Cinderella Tickets Now On Sale!

Join us for a magical, fun-filled adventure in Cinderella, the ultimate family pantomime!  Poor Cinderella is stuck doing all the chores for her wicked stepmother, Lady Devilia Hardup, and her hysterically horrible stepdaughters, Cheryl, Beryl, and Meryl. 

But not all hope is lost! Her lovable friend Buttons, who works for the Baron and Lady Devilia, is always there to cheer her up. Meanwhile, the charming Prince and his loyal right-hand man Dandini are on the lookout for a true love story. With a sprinkle of fairy magic, Cinderella’s dreams come true, and she finds herself at the royal ball. 

Packed with hilarious antics, fabulous costumes, and a dash of audience participation, this sparkling pantomime is the perfect family treat. Don’t miss the fun—it's a show to remember!

Tickets are on sale now - but don't delay, as we always sell out fast!

4^th-7^th December 2024 at 7.30pm weekdays and 12.30pm matineé and 6pm evening on Saturday 7^th December.

Categories: Cinderella | Panto | Tickets

Win 4 FREE Tickets to 'Allo 'Allo 2

We're giving away four free tickets to our Thursday 20th June showing of 'Allo 'Allo 2: The Camembert Caper!

Categories: Allo Allo | Competition | Tickets

'Allo 'Allo 2 - Extra Date Announced!

Tickets for 'Allo 'Allo 2 are going so fast René has decided to open up an extra night, Thursday 20th June.  Don't delay, buy your tickets today as they're going fast and we wouldn't want you to miss out.

It promises to be a hilarious night for all!

Categories: Allo Allo | Tickets

'Allo 'Allo 2 - Tickets On Sale Now!

TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE for our brand new show 'Allo 'Allo 2: The Camembert Caper!
14th, 15th, 21st & 22nd June 2024 at Culter Village Hall.

Did you think Café René had closed for good?  Well we're delighted to say Café René will be "Ouvert" once more, with a completely new show, never performed before by Culter Theatre Club: ’Allo ’Allo 2 - The Camembert Caper.

Based once more on the hugely successful British television series fronted by the late great Gorden Kaye, this uproarious comedy relates the adventures of our hapless café owner in occupied France taking place after the disastrous incident with the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies.  The British Airmen are still in hiding, and this time the resistance have a new plot - with Cheeses!

Many of your favourite characters return once more but this time with some much loved characters not seen in the last show, including Madame Fanny (Edith's mother), Captain Geering ("’tler!"), and Monsieur Alphonse!

A hilarious night's entertainment awaits - it will be café style table seating and you can bring your own drinks and snacks (a few light nibbles will be provided in the interval).   Please note that generally this show is for adults aged 18+, however children aged 16 or over may attend if accompanied by an adult.

Bookings will be allocated to table seating by our front of house team and will be pre-set for your arrival.  If you're meeting people, please let us know their names on the booking form and we'll try to seat you together or close by, although this is subject to availability.

Please be aware that this show is set in France during World War II, and as such will include characters, imagery and language from that period.

Categories: Allo Allo | Mid-year Show | Tickets

Puss in Boots - Tickets on Sale!

When Jack and his clever cat and loyal companion Puss join together, the dynamic duo sets out on a quest to secure wealth and status and the hand of the lovely Princess Petunia, whilst defeating the money-grabbing Count Grumblegrab and his sidekick Fairy Pernicious and their dastardly plans.  With the hilarious brothers Hither and Tither trying to get their girls, and Queen Bendy Wendy not letting King Charlie get a word in edgeways, this heartwarming tale of friendship, perseverance and cunning is brought to life with laughter, music, dance, and delightful surprises. 

Join our cast for an unforgettable adventure filled with magic and merriment and make this a Christmas panto to remember!

Tickets are on sale now - but don't delay, as we always sell out fast!

6^th-9^th December 2023 at 7.30pm and matineé on 9^th December at 2pm.

Categories: Panto | Puss in Boots | Tickets

Murder on the Disorientated Express

Join us for a murder mystery evening from your hosts at Culter Theatre Club.  The event is bring your own bottle and food, light snacks will be provided, and we'll have table seating (tables seat ten people, and you will be allocated to a table by our front of house team).

The Disorientated Express, probably one of the most luxurious trains in the world, is always fully booked. Even now, in 1938, with war looming menacingly on the horizon, her luxury Pullman coaches are packed with traveling rich and famous making their way from Istanbul to Constantinople.

The train has excelled in reliability and punctuality over the years, but today all that is about to change. A famous rocket designer known as Werner Von Black, has been discovered in his sleeping compartment – dead.

The only question is: who killed him?

23rd and 24th June 2023, 7.30pm, Culter Village Hall.

Categories: Mid-year Show | Tickets

Beauty and the Beast 2022 - Tickets On Sale Now!

Prince Rowan is travelling the country with his friend Thomas before settling down to marry the Princess Horridana according to a betrothal at birth. With him are his nurse Madam Lotte and her son Charlie. They arrive at the village of Prettybelle where Rowan meets Beauty, the daughter of Panisse, a local merchant. He falls instantly in love with her and vows to return after breaking his engagement to Horridana, however at his castle Rowan feels the full wrath of Horridana's anger when he tries to break the marriage agreement. She uses her powers to turn him into a hideous Beast.  Will anyone ever learn to love him and break the spell?

With laughs, music, song and dance, and a whole host of lovable characters brought to life by our amazing Culter Theatre Club members, this show promises to be a magical event for all ages!

Tickets are on sale now - but don't delay, as we always sell out fast!

7th-10th December 2022 at 7.30pm and matineé on 10th December at 2pm.

Categories: Beauty & The Beast | Panto | Tickets