Suspect Moustache Theatre: Fit Like!!
Culter Theatre Club is proud to welcome Suspect Moustache Theatre back to the village hall this June, in a new one-man play, written and performed by Paul Hughson.
Meet Bob, a local mannie who will tell you all about growing up in Culter - he'll make you laugh, he might even make you cry! This is essentially a story about love, life and strife, about human frailties and how we cope with them. Very funny but also very moving...
Mark Twain
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do.
So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails.
Explore. Dream. Discover.
Paul Hughson has been treading the boards, on and off, for 40 years. He first appeared as Little Miss Muffet (seriously!) in his Boys Brigade show when he was 10 years old. His protestations at cross-gender casting fell on deaf ears, as
the following year he was cast as the leading lady in Annie Get Your Gun!
In recent years he has strutted his considerable stuff in shows as diverse as Entertaining Mr Sloane (playing Eddie, the gay brother - spotted a theme yet?!) and Jack The Ripper - The Musical (playing the all-seeing, father-figure Chairman - but still showing off). Paul has recently tried his (once again, considerable) luck on TV (River City, Garrow's Law) and in 2011 he took a lead role in his first feature film, My Brother's Keeper by Clan Films.
2012 saw Paul take Gotcha! (a one-man play written for him by the wonderful Charles Barron) to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, and he has enjoyed success wherever he has performed that particular gem of a show. Following Charles' sudden and tragic death last year, Paul has vowed to continue the initial success of Suspect Moustache Theatre, and so brings you Fit Like!!, a doric play written and performed by a genuine doric loon. Enjoy. This show is dedicated to Paul's dearly loved and fondly remembered mum, Edna.
- Friday 21st June - Tickets £10
Tickets are available by contacting the Village Hall.
Well it has come to the end, and unfortunately Café René is now closed. We had a wonderful time serving all you lovely ladies and gentlemen, and we hope you found the ambience of Café René to your liking, and weren't disturbed too much by "ze goings on".
Have you missed out on shows because you didn't know tickets were on sale? Would you like to be notified when the Culter Theatre Club is auditioning for a new show? Are you one of our loyal supporters, and would just like to keep up to date with what's happening at the club?
Well folks, it's almost time for the doors of Café René to open once again. Yvette, Mimi, Madame Edith, and indeed René himself (with one or two others... ;-) have been dusting off the glasses, ironing the tablecloths and sweeping the floors in preparation for your visit next week. 
With over a month to go, both Friday and Saturday nights are Sold Out and Thursday has only a few places left. If you are planning on coming along to see 'Allo 'Allo this year (and there isn't going to be another run any time soon), then you really need to get your skates on and book your tickets! We'd hate for you to miss out on this fabulous show!
Please note that the Culter Theatre Club Annual General Meeting date has been set for 